i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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