it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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