only if we run a train.
done.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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