I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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