rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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