Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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