ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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