don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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