So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i drank out of a bidet.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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