he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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