At least make sure they are 18
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Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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