Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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