dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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