I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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