so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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