I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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