I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize