We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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