Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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