So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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