they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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