Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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