i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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