When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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