There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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