i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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