Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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