it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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