I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
