I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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