i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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