David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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