New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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