i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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