I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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