please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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