I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
barbara walters just said penis...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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