worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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