Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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