Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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