When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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