fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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