You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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