My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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