I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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