Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
