Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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