Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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