Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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