I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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