I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I look excited, but its just a facade.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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