david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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