She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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