And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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