There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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