There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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