Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.