why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back