did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.