I have demons in me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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